fact: i am selfish and mean, and prone to sudden bouts of irrational insecurity.
fact: i have no quarters with which to do laundry!
fact: someone is selling a nightie on ebay with a picture of sam waterston as jack mccoy on it.
theory: there is not a balance in me between the consumer and the producer, between the listener and the speaker. to be happy, i'll have to make that balance.
fact: people are yelling at each other as i write about who gets to have christmas eve off. i say THE FUCKING INTERNET TAKES CHRISTMAS EVE OFF. let's not even talk about how ethnocentric this whole "christmas as the tantamount holiday" thing is.
fact: i love the facial brush i got for my birthday. thanks amber. :)