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The very definition of doozy...

This morning the alarm woke me up in the middle of what is surely the most strange dream I've had in years. Which I must now of course disclose.

I was staying in/captive in some kind of Colonial American Inn. When I was first inside the room, it looked like a normal hotel room, and I was changing out of some daisy duke shorts (?!?) into something more appropriate because my friends were coming to pick me up/liberate me. When they arrived, it was falkonne and some other people I know. F. had a special grappling hook and rope to help me escape that would allow us to go through the ceiling like ghosts to the first floor.

At this point we realized we couldn't leave the normal way, and I tried to go towards the kitchen. The building was more clearly some kind of all-wood structure probably informed by the aesthetics of certain locales in World of Warcraft. I looked around the corner into the dining room area and that is when I saw that Darth Vader was there, so we would clearly have to leave some other way.

I found a window to open and escape through, but when we got out front we had to fight some guards in military (colonial era) outfits. At which point everything went into fast forward and the fight was very suddenly over and the guards were all laying on the ground exsanguinated and our "boss" was there lecturing us about the masquerade and I realized we were vampires.

But that's not all! Then I learned that this was a sting operation and these colonial people were trying to horn in on the vampires' cocaine smuggling business and we were actually stealing back all the cocaine and some other vampire said "Martha Washington over here swallowed two of the bags before I could get them."

And that is about when I woke up.

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omphaloskepsis
Apr. 21st, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
Love it! I always suspected Martha Washington was a drug mule. ;)
snidegrrl
Apr. 21st, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
I think the person was using it as a nickname because there was this weird temporal thing going on, the vampire people were more modern and it was like he was making fun of... oh why am I explaining this. DREAMS R SO WEIRD.
angela_la_la
Apr. 21st, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC)
That is indeed a doozy.

P.S. heeeeee
snidegrrl
Apr. 21st, 2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
I don't get it! Snowy is trying to make him drink? This must be that kind of humor that the kids today get that I never do.
csue_n_moo
Apr. 21st, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC)
OK, WUT did you eat last night?
snidegrrl
Apr. 21st, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Cold Stone ice cream.
necrocannibal
Apr. 22nd, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
hee hee hee
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