I need someone who really knows how to french braid to attempt to french braid my hair. I don't think I've had someone french braid my hair since I was in high school. I don't even know if my hair is long enough for that. Why is it called french braiding? None of the french people I've ever known have braided their hair like that? Perhaps it's freedom braiding I desire? Or perhaps I just want all the little pieces out of my damn face? Maybe what I need is one big dreadlock?
Anyways, french braiding experts, step forward! You know you were the popularest at slumber parties.