(After waking) I stepped into the bathroom, saw a little blood and stool on the rug, and looked over at the cat, who had 6 inches of ribbon sticking out of his pooper. How's that for prescience??
Epilogue: Jack ran the cat to the vet & the cat is totally fine, but there were alot of skid marks to clean up. The weather is not helping my issues.
Netflix movie review: Tommy. To quote Jack: "They wrote this with madlibs."