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i saw not one but two sets of truck testicles on my way home. i'm thinking, if i ever do get a pickup, can i get some little ovaries to hang off the back? surely i am not the first person to consider this.

also i hate warcraft iii. it makes jack mean.

now to dinner.



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Aug. 6th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
No no, if you get a pickup, you get a fancy reproductive system paint job on the back gate.
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)
i like!
Aug. 6th, 2005 12:06 am (UTC)
I want ovaries on my car. Something to indicate that need for speed and too much power is not the province of guys alone.
Aug. 6th, 2005 12:11 am (UTC)
Then you could say with all honesty: "I have ovaries of steel"
Aug. 6th, 2005 12:24 am (UTC)
What in the world is a truck testicle???
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:43 am (UTC)
Aug. 6th, 2005 07:37 am (UTC)
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww... i'd seen the steel ones, but i'd never seen the flesh-colored ones. ick.

i second the notion of painting a flamboyantly-colored female reproductive system on the tailgate. hypothetically, of course. >;)
Aug. 6th, 2005 01:23 am (UTC)
heh, if you haven't seen this yet, check out all the disturbing products out there!


(link is to a feminist site)
Aug. 6th, 2005 02:02 am (UTC)
Truck testicles are such an odd phenomenon.

Ovaries might be hard to recognize...but a whole female repoductive system...how we're talking.

I think theres a knitting pattern out there somewhere.....
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:08 am (UTC)
Ovaries might be hard to recognize...
I think miz_kitty is right. If you hung ovaries off the back of the truck they might look just like testicles, and then how would anyone know the difference?

Years ago, at the County Fair, there was a bit model rocket launch way out in the far end of the field. There was only one woman in the launch group, but she had the biggest, coolest rockets, and she painted them all in floofy girl colors, like pink and lavender.

I thought, "Now she is awesome."

So, I say, you should paint something on the truck that is obviously, blatantly feminine. That would be cool.
Aug. 6th, 2005 02:03 am (UTC)
Ovaries don't hang out like that, it wouldn't make any sense! Don't have balls envy!
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:41 am (UTC)
it's not envy - it's more like, if one person needs to genderize their truck as male (for whatever cockamamie reason) i was trying to think of a way to genderize (sigh) my hypothetical truck as female.
Aug. 6th, 2005 01:58 pm (UTC)
But are reproductive organs necessary to genderize anything? If you believe your hypothetical truck is female, then it is. I just think the balls on the truck are crass and I don't think you are crass.
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
oh, i think they're crass too. not to worry. i think it makes as little sense as you do. but i think it would be hilarious to point out how silly it is with one of the gestures discussed here. :)
Aug. 7th, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
Kind of like having a picture of a Calvin peeing in a toilet?
Aug. 7th, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC)
see, now, that is funny!!
Aug. 8th, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC)
My only worry is the propensity for people to tailgate too much as it is.
No reason to give someone a reason to rear-end you.
Aug. 6th, 2005 06:04 am (UTC)
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
you heard it here first! i'm surprised you haven't seen them in richmond...
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Aug. 6th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
this is why, when i see one isolated case, i'm like, ah ok one isolated moron. but when i see two in one half hour period, i begin to worry!
Aug. 6th, 2005 01:43 pm (UTC)
Ugh. I really don't get the truck testicles.

Let me know if you ever get a truck. I'll make you one of these to hang on the back.
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
hee! perfect. that's just what i was thinking of. :)
Aug. 6th, 2005 02:40 pm (UTC)

You know, if you get the ovaries on the truck or the reproductive paint job on the tailgate, you should at least try to make them accurate relative to the scale of the car.

Those "truck nuts" are waaaaay disproportionate to the size of the truck. Its completely out of scale -- and not in the way a person who puts those on their truck would want.
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
hahaha i don't know why that didn't occur to me :)
Aug. 6th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! F*cking eeejits! -points and laughs at the owners of aforementioned trucks- hahahahahaha, losers!

Good goddess, I didn't know such things existed until you posted this! Mock them hugely!!!
Aug. 7th, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC)
I too, have considered the "truck ovaries" :)
Aug. 8th, 2005 11:55 am (UTC)
Oh my. I saw them hanging off a truck and made the obvious joke, but I HAD NO IDEA that's what it was meant to be... UGH. I thought it was just my sicko mind running away with me.

Aug. 9th, 2005 03:56 am (UTC)
Huh. I have apparently been completely oblivious to this bit of revoltingly ludicrous psuedo-machismo.
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