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today i have managed to:

- spill duck sauce all over the floor
- get dumpling sauce all over my slippers
- get robitussin all over my cell phone

i am frankly shocked the soup did not end up in my lap. someone get me a sippy cup, stat. i can't hold my liquids.


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May. 11th, 2005 12:27 am (UTC)
I still remember the day back in college when I made myself the most delicious smelling soup out of a can - one of those hearty can things - and had just sat down in my tiny apartment bedroom to eat it after a long day of classes, fencing and not getting to lunch.... only to spill it all over the floor! Not only did I have to clean it up.... but I was still hungry! Oh cruel world!
May. 12th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC)
that is a very sad story. :(
May. 11th, 2005 01:54 am (UTC)
Poor sticky Snidegrrl! Ah but the dumpling sauce on your slippers is right. Because you are a dumpling. Now feel better, dammit.
May. 11th, 2005 04:07 am (UTC)
I think drinking dumpling sauce from a sippy cup is the best idea ever.
May. 11th, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
are you feeling any better, hon?

sending sympathy and imaginary robot maids!
May. 12th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC)
much better today thanks :) on the way to recovery!
May. 11th, 2005 08:51 pm (UTC)
ok I can understand the duck sauce and the dumpling sauce, but just how does one get robitussin on their cell phone?

May. 12th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC)
well, you just keep the cell phone on the table right near where you are trying to fill the teaspoon with robitussin, and then you pour about 20 times the amount you wanted to pour because you're clumsy. :)
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