Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

For the Jack says the funniest things files:

"Do you ever think about how many people have tried on the bra before you? I mean, what if you get boob crabs or something?"

And now, we party.



( 11 comments — Leave a comment )
Oct. 17th, 2004 01:53 am (UTC)
*snorts loudly*

That was amusing. :)
Oct. 17th, 2004 05:02 am (UTC)
Oh ugh.

Makes me want to use SOS on my boobs.
Oct. 17th, 2004 02:50 pm (UTC)
hehehe... if there is such a thing as boob crabs, i am blissfully unaware of it!
Oct. 18th, 2004 07:17 pm (UTC)
They need hair to attach to and lay their eggs in. If you have hairy boobs, then I suppose you could get them. Fortunately, I don't think hairy boobs are very common.

Boob cooties, maybe?
Oct. 17th, 2004 03:24 pm (UTC)
My old roommate somehow managed to get crabs in his eyelashes.

Now that was disgusting.
Oct. 17th, 2004 03:48 pm (UTC)
Oct. 18th, 2004 07:18 pm (UTC)
Well, if you have face-to-crotch contact, they're certainly willing to jump on over!
Oct. 18th, 2004 11:58 pm (UTC)

So true.
Oct. 18th, 2004 02:52 pm (UTC)
You mock, and yet this is one of the reassuring things I get from ordering my bras off the interweb - they come sealed in plastic, which at least makes me think they're superclean. And yes, I do think about this.
Oct. 19th, 2004 12:17 am (UTC)
Are they measured for you or something? How can you know it fits?
Oct. 19th, 2004 01:57 pm (UTC)
I always order from the same line and the same store (um, Victoria's Secret - I know, I know... I'm contributing to evildoings, but I'm also contributing to them keeping their larger size line, right?), and I occasionally use the return policy. Generally speaking, though, I know a 36DD in any bra from this one line will fit me.
( 11 comments — Leave a comment )