Well, thanks to the aptly named kitty_pitchfork, we have found the next best thing! Catster!
So everyone with a cat join right up and regale us with kitty tales. I can almost live my fantasy of having my cat be friends with all my friends' cats.
And for those of you with canine companions, there's also dogster, although I am scared to look at it because it may engage the dog-desiring portion of my brain which has long lain dormant. Did I mention people bring heir dogs to work at my new job? No? Sigh. Shup up brain.