If you call me:
Kim you are most people.
Kimberly you are my mom or my ex-boyfriend Rob.
Kimmy you are trying to piss me off, and I'm going to pretend to be calm until you are asleep.
Guey you are one of my new DAoC friends.
Carmen you are from my Camarilla days and RPed with me more than you partied with me.
Sexy on IM and we've hardly spoken, burn in hell.
Sir you are one of those anachronistic people who thinks everyone with short hair is male.
Gothic Kim You are from VTSFFC and an era when there were Tons Of Kims.
Snidegrrl you have recently met me and are awkwardly trying to remember my real name. Chances are, the same is true in reverse.