All things equal!
Only I know the mysteries of my desired sandwich ratio; no sandwich chef can do it right.
I am a vegetarian and thus sandwich rations do not apply, because I do crazy shit like put a giant fungus between two slices of bread.
Jack and I should get matching engagement nose rings.
Disposable Toilet Seat Covers
I use them in public restrooms.
I use them in REALLY public restrooms: bus stations, etc.
I use them at home.
Save the trees and stop being so paranoid.
As if going to the bathroom isn't enough work!
I don't use them, but not for reasons of environmentalism or laziness.
You and your life partner, or potential life partner:
Have a single joint bank account.
Have a joint bank account, but also individual accounts.
Only have individual bank accounts.
Other, explain in comments.
What was the first thing on your mind when you woke up this morning?