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weirdest citypaper classified:

The only ad in the women seeking women section:

Companion needed for traveling back in time. Payment made on return. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. Have only done this once before ben nie det.

And to steal a tactic from zorah: Tell me some random fact about yourself.



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May. 9th, 2003 03:49 am (UTC)
OMFG... inside the back page of the citypaper:

"WHEN THE OCTOPUS STRIKES BE PREPARED" - acrylic painting 5x5ft $975 OBO. Local Artist.
Painting depicts a little green alien defending his planet against a giant pink space octopus. Very creative, full of imagination, fun for all ages! Inquire at supergroove007@aol.com.


May. 9th, 2003 04:59 am (UTC)
I have six toes on my left foot.
and stuff.
May. 9th, 2003 07:10 am (UTC)
This I have to see.
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May. 9th, 2003 06:02 am (UTC)
I was born with a pair of very distinguishing birthmarks which are now unnoticable: a port wine birthmark on my head which will keep me from ever shaving my skull, and a strawberry birthmark on the hollow of my throat which took about 15-16 years to fade to almost oblivion. It's a good thing I wasn't born in more superstitious times.
May. 9th, 2003 07:12 am (UTC)
I have a faded birthmark right where left leg becomes hip. Used to be very dark.

What did they do to people with birthmarks in more superstitious times, or do I want to know...
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May. 9th, 2003 02:31 pm (UTC)
I've never even heard of Hakaa dialect. Do you know the geography of it?
May. 9th, 2003 06:28 am (UTC)
I've never broken a bone, and never had any surgery (beyond dental stuff, which doesn't count.)
May. 9th, 2003 02:31 pm (UTC)
Same here!! I knocked on every piece of wood in the house. I am confident that will actually probably negate my good luck.
May. 9th, 2003 06:47 am (UTC)
The very concept of the hubcap enrages me.
May. 9th, 2003 08:38 am (UTC)
OK, I'm curious. Why?
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May. 9th, 2003 07:17 am (UTC)
I wonder who will answer this ad. Oh my.

I once broke my right baby toe on a typewriter. Yep.
May. 9th, 2003 02:34 pm (UTC)
Ow. I hope this typewriter was on the floor at the time...
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May. 9th, 2003 07:22 am (UTC)
I was born at 3:08pm and weighed 8lbs 3oz
May. 9th, 2003 02:37 pm (UTC)
I was born at 8:02 AM... but I have no idea how much I weighed. How do you know that stuff?
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May. 9th, 2003 07:31 am (UTC)
i don't like cake.
May. 9th, 2003 07:39 am (UTC)
my eyes don't close right so i sleep with them open. i was born with a condition called ptosis of the eyelids which means i couldn't open them very much. apparently my eyelids are too long and the muscles to lift them are too short. the solution is a surgery that tacks them open in the middle with some dead guy's tendons. so now they're halfway open all the time.
May. 9th, 2003 02:49 pm (UTC)
dude, i had NO IDEA a dead guy's tendons were involved. that's pretty cool. i mean relative to what a pain in the ass the situation is.
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May. 9th, 2003 08:04 am (UTC)
My son was born inside his sac. My water didn't break until he crowned. To the superstitious, this means he is supposed to be a genius.

Sometimes I doubt it though, sometimes I think it is true.
May. 9th, 2003 10:51 am (UTC)
My grandmother was born with a caul, too. It used to be seen as a sign of prescience, and midwives would often sell the caul to sailors, who believed it protected them from drowning.
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May. 11th, 2003 09:20 pm (UTC)
Sometimes I do kind of think I missed out on being an only child.

This is not one of those times. :)
May. 9th, 2003 11:02 am (UTC)
The longest I have ever lived without a pet cat is about five weeks, right after I first moved out of my folks'. I got my first cat (that was mine, as opposed to my folks') on the day your boyfriend graduated from high school. =)
May. 9th, 2003 12:29 pm (UTC)
i once threw a hotdog at marilyn manson because i thought at the time they were a terrible opening act.
May. 9th, 2003 12:44 pm (UTC)
I also threw a hotdog. While I have gained a very small appreciation for MM's musical works, I still maintain that he has a horrible act, since he talked about raping any 15 year old boys in the crowd, spit on people, and touched himself a little too much for my tastes. Throwing the hotdogs and thus earning his contempt was the highlight of his performance. The Jim Rose Circus was a much better opening act which deserved no heckling or hot dog throwing.

When I was very young, I wanted to be a paleontologist and dig up dinosaur fossils. I dug up spots in the back yard, and eventually came up to the house to present my mother with a cat or dog skull that I had found.

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May. 9th, 2003 01:18 pm (UTC)
I like spam... the email variety, not the canned meat product.
May. 9th, 2003 02:42 pm (UTC)
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