i'm at the beginning of so many things. why? why can't i be in the advanced stages of so many things. i'm mediocre at my job and utter crap with music and only have a puny bachelor's degree and nowhere near buying my dream van. i keep half-assedly getting involved in things and then shifting my attention away. except book club, i guess. but that's not like, something i have to take a long time to develop skills for. am i going to just eventually be halfway crappy at 3,000 things?
i bet i get comments on the puny bachelor's degree thing. it's just, i want more. anyways. i don't actually mean that my getting my degree was a puny achievement. wait. it was, i mean, i stumbled blindly through college. and as i like to bitterly point out, not because i was drunk and having fun. but what i MEAN is getting a bachelor's degree is not puny. right. i'll shut up now.
p.s. i will also note that getting a bachelor's degree was not a puny investment, either, stupid student loans.