Today I woke up from a dream of going to France with the characters from Scrubs and geniealisa.
Today I woke up and got my Rob Breszny horoscope, which looks like this:
It's prime time for you to acquire a pair of lucky pants. How will you know they're lucky? Because they'll endow you with an intuitive sense of where to walk in order to have adventures that'll inspire you to see the big picture. It will also be a favorable week for you to rummage around in thrift stores until you find a pair of magic X-ray specs that'll give you the power to perceive the secret motives of everyone you gaze upon. Wait! There's one more piece of spooky good news. I predict you'll soon have a vivid dream in which you explore what's hidden below the tip of the iceberg.
Today I woke up less disappointed in myself than I felt when I went to bed.