i want to go visit the colossal colon. seriously!
i need to send my grandmother a gift, and i was thinking flowers, or a plant, but i keep thinking of reasons why that is a bad idea. honestly, i have no idea what she'd like, and she is not the kind of person to tell me. sigh.
i wonder if there are giant candle testing laboratories that see how candles burn, and if there are, if they look like the "wrapped around your finger" video, except without sting dancing around.
*an object of aversion or abhorrence