I would HATE for this little gem to be buried in the comments of my last post. (Thank you, cheetahmaster and vexed who first explained this to me...)

The Straight Dope on the toilet flushing spray facts.

But HERE is my FAVORITE PART:

As Professor Gerba's research would later determine, however, the bathroom was hardly the most dangerous part of the house, microbe-wise. The real pesthole: the kitchen sponge or dishcloth, where fecal coliform bacteria from raw meat and such could fester in a damp, nurturing (for a germ) environment.

Kitchen sponges and dishcloths are scary and awful. Also, while I'm at it, these kind of enclosed toothbrush holders are the devil, and exist only to fill with germy green sludge. Never use them.

1. you can make an effective amazon that is triple-weapon-skilled.

2. the lock on my favorite stall in the bathroom is broken. yes, i have a favorite bathroom stall. you don't?

3. just call me the new Number One, biznatches. i had answers for everyone's questions tonight.

4. "if Mary drop my baby girl tonight, I will name her rock and roll!!!"