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Today I woke up with a sensation of being unable to confront what I was thinking about this morning.

Today I woke up from a dream of going to France with the characters from Scrubs and geniealisa.

Today I woke up and got my Rob Breszny horoscope, which looks like this:

It's prime time for you to acquire a pair of lucky pants. How will you know they're lucky? Because they'll endow you with an intuitive sense of where to walk in order to have adventures that'll inspire you to see the big picture. It will also be a favorable week for you to rummage around in thrift stores until you find a pair of magic X-ray specs that'll give you the power to perceive the secret motives of everyone you gaze upon. Wait! There's one more piece of spooky good news. I predict you'll soon have a vivid dream in which you explore what's hidden below the tip of the iceberg.


Today I woke up less disappointed in myself than I felt when I went to bed.

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cheetahmaster
Apr. 2nd, 2003 09:38 pm (UTC)
Less disappointed is good. Not as good as lucky pants, but hey.
snidegrrl
Apr. 2nd, 2003 10:20 pm (UTC)
LUCKY PANTS
Best. Horoscope. Ever.
examorata
Apr. 3rd, 2003 07:07 am (UTC)
Re: LUCKY PANTS
Dude, I only wish my horoscope was half as cool as the lucky pants one!
doublebind
Apr. 2nd, 2003 10:42 pm (UTC)
so *that's* how it is!!
rob isn't a traitor i guess... he just sleeps around... see when i lived in austin my friend and i would religiously read his predictions. then i moved back to atlanta and the local paper had a horoscope i wanted to read her. (the arts one) so i read it and she wants me to send it to her, it was that good. then she gets her austin paper and doesn't need to me to send it anymore!! she got the same thing. she we thought he was cheating. but iget it now. its syndicated. ehe
snidegrrl
Apr. 2nd, 2003 10:47 pm (UTC)
omg... i just read the first line of your entry and thought somehow you were commenting on my ex boyfriend rob... who DID sleep around... but then i realized you were talking about mr. brezny. you can find him at:

http://www.freewillastrology.com/
doublebind
Apr. 2nd, 2003 11:17 pm (UTC)
thats really funny! i was contemlkating not putting the sleeping part on there too. hahahahaha rawr!
cheetahmaster
Apr. 3rd, 2003 06:52 am (UTC)
Man, I gotta work the word "contemlkating" into a ticket today.
doublebind
Apr. 3rd, 2003 10:23 am (UTC)
whoah! heh... wha?? lol. a ticket??? rawr!
salami_salome
Apr. 5th, 2003 06:57 pm (UTC)
Don't you own a pair of bondage pants? Those may as well be lucky, because you look damn fine in them. :)

But hey, if RB says go to the thrift store, who are you to question?
snidegrrl
Apr. 5th, 2003 11:41 pm (UTC)
Thanks :) They are currently the only fashionable pants I have that I fit in. Heh. So I guess they really ARE my lucky pants!! :)
snidegrrl
Apr. 5th, 2003 11:50 pm (UTC)
Also I will tell you my secret: they have never been washed. The cleaning instructions on the tag tell me that "dirt is punk", and they don't smell weird yet, so.... :)
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