?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

MY EYES AND NOSE

I was out from 9:30 to 11:00 and during that time someone dropped the STINKIEST POO BOMB EVER in the box. I don't know who it was but OH MY GOD. The entire apartment is a stink haven. Every cat in this house has the new name of Stinky until such time as... well until I forget the stink.

The good news: insurance is replacing the car stereo. I need tunes soon, man, or I'm going to go STARK RAVING MAD. Postponing dinner with cerisefleur due to STINK INSOMNIA. Unable to locate alleged place to put fluid in my car so that the clutch works smoothly again. Time to get out the old Chilton's.

Comments

( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
snidegrrl
Jan. 13th, 2003 09:08 am (UTC)
Oh good, I forgot about it right away as one of the cats hunkered down and peed on my laundry right in front of my face.

WE HAVE 2 LITTERBOXES, GUYS.

That noted, I am changing the litter tonight for their prissy little asses.
traceracer
Jan. 13th, 2003 09:34 am (UTC)
So it was one of the cat's you think?
snidegrrl
Jan. 13th, 2003 11:10 pm (UTC)
I happen to know that examorata was at work at the time. ;)
examorata
Jan. 13th, 2003 10:18 am (UTC)
I am ashamed of my cat's litterbox behavior. How'd I raise such a pansy?
snidegrrl
Jan. 13th, 2003 11:09 pm (UTC)
Perhaps he just has the pansy gene! :) Although he must have got it from his dad, because from what you describe his mom was NOT a pansy.
cheetahmaster
Jan. 13th, 2003 10:26 am (UTC)
Stupid, stupid kittens.
swartzdk
Jan. 13th, 2003 01:04 pm (UTC)
Cat Doo
This activity must be the result of extensive training by snidegrrl as her original cat (The Fat One) dropped one in my shoe this morning!!!!
snidegrrl
Jan. 13th, 2003 11:08 pm (UTC)
Re: Cat Doo
He didn't poop in shoes when I still lived there! Clearly you are abusing him!
malkin
Jan. 13th, 2003 01:18 pm (UTC)
Clutches.
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, the Aspire doesn't have a hydraulic clutch. It uses a conventional clutch cable. (I have heard that the Ford Focus DOES have a hydraulic clutch, incidentally.)

The only car I've ever driven with a hydraulic clutch was my 1980 Toyota Celica, and let me tell you, when you run out of clutch fluid, there is no period of kind-of-dodgy clutch performance. Oh no. It just stops working one day. You're driving along the road, and suddenly can't shift down. You're just stuck in neutral, and coasting. Or, maybe you're stopped at a traffic light, and can't get into first gear. It SUCKS. I loved the hydraulic clutch in the Celica, because it was so smooth and forgiving, but the failures were a bitch.
snidegrrl
Jan. 13th, 2003 11:05 pm (UTC)
Re: Clutches.
I looked at the Chilton's for 5 minutes this morning and finally decided screw it, I'll take it over to the mechanic tomorrow. The text seems to refer to a figure I can't find or the text for the manual clutch refers to a figure that looks like it matches the text for the automatic.

That said I was having an elaborate fantasy the other day that I had the money to buy a new Prius. What can I say you have good taste in cars.
mcoletti
Jan. 13th, 2003 08:04 pm (UTC)
Seamus came up to me the other night and let fly with a Silent But Deadly. Hasn't the little furry bastard heard of the Geneva Convention?

I'm getting an emergency gas mask.
snidegrrl
Jan. 13th, 2003 11:07 pm (UTC)
I've heard tell that there's no-stinky-poop spray you can put on their food.
( 12 comments — Leave a comment )

Profile

snidegrrl
keep it dark
Website

Latest Month

February 2009
S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Lilia Ahner